On the first day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Smokie Chestnut Scotch egg,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Rudolph Scotch egg,
A Smokie Chestnut Scotch egg,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Prancer Scotch egg,
A Rudolph Scotch egg,
A Smokie Chestnut Scotch egg,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Blitzen Scotch egg,
A Prancer Scotch egg,
A Rudolph Scotch egg,
A Smokie Chestnut Scotch egg,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
The Cupid Scotch egg,
A Blitzen Scotch egg,
A Prancer Scotch egg,
A Rudolph Scotch egg,
A Smokie Chestnut Scotch egg,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Christingle Scotch egg,
The Cupid Scotch egg,
A Blitzen Scotch egg,
A Prancer Scotch egg,
A Rudolph Scotch egg,
A Smokie Chestnut Scotch egg,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Pippin Scotch egg,
A Christingle Scotch egg,
The Cupid Scotch egg,
A Blitzen Scotch egg,
A Prancer Scotch egg,
A Rudolph Scotch egg,
A Smokie Chestnut Scotch egg,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
And a Merry Christmas Scotch egg under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The Handmade Scotch Egg Company sent to me,
A Whisky Mac Scotch egg,
A Pippin Scotch egg,
A Christingle Scotch egg,
The Cupid Scotch egg,
A Blitzen Scotch egg,
A Prancer Scotch egg,
A Rudolph Scotch egg,
A Smokie Chestnut Scotch egg,
A Turkey Lurkey Scotch egg,
The Snowflake Scotch egg,
A Noel Scotch egg,
AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS SCOTCH EGG UNDER THE TREE!
Thanks to The Handmade Scotch Egg Company
Forever Eggsploring 
All of these reviews popped up together in my news reader today. I love a scotch egg but couldn’t eat twelve in a day!
It’s some task. Best to stagger them out across the festive period.
David
Good use of poetic license *smilie face*
I was looking to enumerate a series of increasingly grand gifts over Christmas, “The Twelve Days…” was the most suitable melody.